“Aging is like being enrolled in a subscription service you never signed up for…”
—Eric Barker, author of WSJ bestseller Barking Up The Wrong Tree
Full Quote: “Aging is like being enrolled in a subscription service you never signed up for, and every month they remove a feature, add a new bug, and raise the price.”
Ever feel like your body signed up for a lifetime membership you don’t remember agreeing to?
Aging is that sneaky subscription service that keeps charging more while quietly removing your favorite features, like flexibility, memory, or the ability to eat pizza after 9 pm.
Each update installs new bugs: mysterious joint creaks, shrinking patience, and an expanding collection of “sensible” shoes.
You can’t cancel — the contract is eternal. So, you embrace the absurdity, laugh at the glitches, and make the best of the hidden perks: wisdom, perspective, and the confidence and courage to ignore nonsense.
In the end, aging’s premium upgrade isn’t eternal at all — it’s a sharper, more forgiving outlook.
EXERCISE:
If this post strikes a chord, consider checking out AARP Healthy Living resources. The book Healthy Aging by Andrew Weil, MD offers practical advice on diet, movement, stress, and separating fact from hype.













